Many of you’ll agree with me when I tell you how difficult is to propose a girl you like and what to expect back from them
(I’m assuming in most of the cases man has to take an initiative and propose.)
Typical girl answers are (In my limited knowledge on this matter
) :

Man proposing girl
- Hmmmmm ………
- I love you ………
- I just like you …. (nothing more than that)
- Can we be just friends please ?
- I’ve never thought about you in this manner …
- How could you ?
- You are very important to me … (thats it … nothing more)
- My parents/family will not like this .. (n I dont want to go against their wishes)
- Please give me some more time ….
- You’ll get someone better than me …
- Sorry I’m already committed (or like someone else) …. If only you had met/asked me earlier ..
- This is not the correct age for falling in love … we should wait for few more years …
- You are not of type/I’m not of your type
(You dont fit into my concept of boyfriend/husband) - You are like my brother … and I’ve never thought about you in any other manner than that …
Please feel free to add reasons based on your experience

Add this (very unique):
‘I have been accused of being intimate before too. Ur not the first one’
)
(personal experience hain bhai!;))
How about.. “Ummm… I’m a lesbian.”
Here are some more…
- Lets give it some more time…
-I dont want to commit right now, lets have an open relationship, okay?
-umm…lets just see where it goes
-will you marry me if i say a yes?
Add
- Are you proposing to me? (breaks into uncontrollable giggles)
- in Hindi – Chal zhoote! aisa mazak nahi karte
Add
- Slap !!!! #%$-*^
- Just leaves in front of you.
- I did not like the way you proposed, you can do better than this.